A few weeks ago I went to Ireland to speak to a group of entrepreneurs. While there, I was inspired me to write some limericks, an Irish form of nonsensical poetry.
They were so fun to create, that I decided to sponsor the ...
- TO ENTER: Create your own SALES limerick & share it below.
- WINNERS: The top three limerick writers get an autographed copy of my book, SNAP Selling.
Here are my attempts! I hope you enjoy them.
Who just loved to yakkety yak.
He made customers itch
When he delivered his pitch
Then wondered why no one called back.
There once was a lady named Bella
Who was trying to sell to this fella.
When they finally did meet,
She didn't miss a beat
'Fore she put him through PowerPoint hella.
There once was a man name Peter
Who wanted to buy a new heater.
But he was so appalled
When the sales lady called
Without thinking, he quickly delete her.
SUBMIT YOUR SALES LIMERICK BELOW
Remember, limericks always have five lines and
their rhyming scheme is aabba.