WOW! Complimentary $400 Personality Assessment till June 12

My friend, Greta Roberts who is CEO of Target Teams, has invited my blog readers to take a $400 Corporate Personality Assessment for free.

Why would she do that? Right now, her company is doing the final validation of a highly advanced assessment to help employers predict, assess and develop the performance of job candidates such as salespeople.

I took it and was impressed with its accuracy. It highlighted my strengths and the work environment in which I flourish, as well as areas in which I'd struggle.

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If you're interested, you must complete the questionnaire by Thursday, June 12th. They'll send you a detailed, customized & 100% confidential report via email in about 3 weeks.

Click on the link below when you have 25 minutes of uninterrupted time and are ready to begin. Make sure to:

  • Complete all the questions in one sitting.
  • Answer the questions as they relate to work.

Get started on the Corporate Personality Assessment now. 

After June 12, this assessment is $400/person.

P.S. if you plan to hire salespeople some time soon, this instrument gives you unbiased feedback on your job candidates. That's a good reason to check it out now.

Sales Mistake Immortalized on YouTube

We all make mistakes when we're selling. The key is to learn from them, so we don't repeat them in the future. A few weeks ago, I shared several of my more memorable goofs in Three Hard-Earned Sales Lessons from the School of Hard Knocks.

Now you get to listen to another one of my "biggies", which Dan Seidman of Sales Autopsy fame has now immortalized in this YouTube segment.

Hopefully, my own blunder brightens your day, as well as prevents you from making similar mistakes!

P.S. Thanks to computer training expert Patrick O'Malley for finding me on YouTube!

Don't Miss this Chance to Tell Marketing What You Really Think

Cmoogo Closelogo_2 The CMO Council and it's new Coalition to Leverage & Optimize Sales Effectiveness (CLOSE) are benchmarking the current state of sales & marketing alignment and integration.

Your insights are needed to understand what's really happening in your company and what you really need from Marketing to be more effective. You'll be asked for info such as:

  • Is your company sales or marketing focused?
  • How well do you align with Marketing? How well does Marketing align with your needs in Sales?
  • If you could ask Marketing for one thing...what would it be? Better leads...better collateral...better messaging? Where do they rate?

Please share your thoughts re: the reality of the sales/marketing relationship and help get the conversation started!

Take this survey now.

Holiday Cheers

Tis the season to be jolly, so I thought you'd enjoy this holiday greeting from four top women sales experts.

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Click to watch the elfin dancers perform.

Left to Right: Sales Diva Kim Duke, me (Jill Konrath), Queen of Cold Calling Wendy Weiss and The Top Dog Leslie Buterin.

And many thanks to Jonathan Farrington of Top Sales Experts for putting this production together. (P.S. It takes a few minutes to load!)

More Great Gift Ideas

Still stuck finding the perfect gift for your favorite customer, best friend or family member?  If so, you'll find a whole slew of really cool ideas in this I saw the most wonderful excellent article on 40 Simple Gift Ideas to Spark a Smile

Tina Su of Think Simple Now fame has compiled a list of unique gifts, gifts that touch the soul and books that change lives. She's also included some excellent alternate wrapping ideas.

Here are a few of my personal favorites as well as Tina's commentary:

Solar 9.     Solar LED House Numbers - I think these are just plain cool. Attractive house numbers which are solar powered. I love the modern look of these designs. Also very practical for the home.

Minicard_cutout 10.  MiniCards - Moo makes these really hip and attractive name cards. Get a box for your gift receiver. Be creative with the images you choose for them, or use existing designs. Moo also offers gift certificates.

Moleskin 28.  Moleskin Lined Notebooks - I love these for writing ideas and journals. You might also like the 2008 weekly planners (also in small size).

Logoleafy3 32. Charitable Donations- Kiva offers gift certificates. Support loans that change lives. Or sponsor a small child inside Tibet for food and education.

(Note: The Sales Shebang fundraiser raised money for Kiva. We've helped make microloans to 8 women entrepreneurs in developing countries.

I know you'll find lots more great ideas in this list. Check out the rest of the 40 Simple Gift Ideas now!

Useless Facts & Other Irrelevant Matters

When I was a kid, I scoured the newspaper looking for those entirely useless facts that served as space fillers. I enjoyed bringing up this obscure trivia over the dinner table and impressing my younger siblings with my infinite knowledge.

Now it seems like this game of irrelevancy has moved to the internet. Ardath Albee of Marketing Interactions blog, just tagged me to share 8 random things about myself, so here they are:

1. I just launched the Sales Shebang which kicks off with a big conference for women who sell (products, services, ideas). Guys can come too! It's on November 5-6 in Minneapolis, MN.
2. I don't eat onions, garlic, shallots, leeks or chives.
3. I walked over 1000 miles last year.
4. I suffer from ARD (Addictive Reading Disorder).
5. I like to come up with titles for articles.
6. I wish I had a lot more time to write.
7. I own over 60 domain names.
8. I have way too many ideas - and not nearly enough time to implement them all.

Now, I pass on the tags to:
•  Kim Duke - Sales Divas
•  Lori Richardson - Score More Sales
•  Mark Hunter - The Sales Hunter
•  Nikki Owens - Sales Activator
•  Jonathan Farrington - Sales Leadership
•  Clayton Shold - Salesopedia
•  Colleen Francis - Engage Selling Solutions

Check out their sites. These are all really good sales strategists!

The Sales Wiz - A story of sales transformation

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Download TheSalesWiz.pdf

A few years back, my two best clients were under severe pressure from Wall Street to deliver better results. When that happens, external resources like me are the first thing cut. Instead of having the next five months booked solid, I had no work on my calendar - and none in sight. My days were filled with twiddling my thumbs, cleaning my office and catching up on anything.

The only bright spot - a new Harry Potter book was coming out. As an avid fan, I could hardly wait to get my copy (like today). But my book didn't come. Long story; it took an extra week. With way too much time on my hands, I immersed myself in the earlier books and lived in their world of wizards and magical  happenings.

Then one morning I woke up with a brilliant idea. I would write a Harry Potter style book on sales transformation. Its focus? An experienced seller who was struggling to be successful in the rapidly changing business environment. (Looking back, it sounds suspiciously like my own story.)

Up to that point in my life, I'd never written anything longer than a sales proposal. The closest I'd ever come to writing fiction was a bit of embellishment about my firm's capabilities. But I didn't let that stop me. I started writing and didn't look up for three months. It was at that point I decided I'd better figure out how to get a book published so began research in that area. After crafting a proposal and submitting it to several agents, I went back to writing.

All told I spent six months on that endeavor virtually full time before I ran out of money.  The publishers weren't interested in a magical business novel written by a nobody. Even though my unfinished book never made it to the press, it was a transformational time for me. It got me writing and gave me confidence. Selling to Big Companies, my bestselling book, would never have been written without it. Nor would I have ever started speaking.

So to celebrate the release of the final Harry Potter book, I am releasing my companion novel written especially for salespeople - The Sales Wiz: Powerful but Highly Unorthodox Lessons for Transforming Your Sales Results. I hope you enjoy it!   Download TheSalesWiz.pdf


One Call Closer

Inspired by my earlier attempt at sales poetry (The Buyer's Lament), business & sales writer Joe Large created this poem which he shared with me. I thought you'd enjoy it as much as I did.

One Call Closer

"So, who out there is a One call Closer?"
The sales manager said with glee.
"Come on, a one call closer.
Come make some money for me."

"I want the person who's not afraid
Of asking for the order.
Realizes that Sales is war
With no prisoners, no set border."

He kept on bellowing to all of us there,
Our eyes quite wide with fright.

Continue reading "One Call Closer" »

"Ugly Baby" Contest Winner

Uglybaby_2 Thanks to all the people who contributed stories about calling their customer's baby (pet project, decision) ugly.

In every case, their hurtful comments were meant to be helpful. But because they didn't have all the information or understand the politics involved, they stuck their foot in their mouth big time and in most cases, lost the business.

The winner of the "Ugly Baby" Contest is .... drum roll .... Russ Emrick. You'll see why when you read his story below. Russ will be my guest on the upcoming teleseminar,  Attract More Business By Getting "Slightly" Famous.
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Russ Emrick's Ugliest Baby Story

I sell medical software to hospitals. A few years ago a competitor won a project for $6 million dollars, leaving me with a $300,000 rump sale. After 6 months the hospital realized my competitor could not do some very necessary things, functions my solution does. (Yes, I had told them. Yes, my competitor mislead, ok spun their story).

The hospital called us both in to solve this. After a long meeting we struck up an agreement: I would turn on this functionality for free, believing I would get expansion business in the future.

That wasn't good enough for the other vendor. He said to the customer, "You need to know that if there is any work or interfacing required on our part there will be a charge."

The man's arrogance made me lose all sense. Instead of letting the hospital respond to what was clearly their problem, I jumped in.

"Let me get this straight," I said, "the hospital has already paid you $6 million dollars for a solution that doesn't work. I've flown completely across the county at my expense and offered to fix the problem for free but you still feel the need to reach into the customer's pocket for more money? Money to solve a problem of your making! That is unbelievable."

Of course he backed down and I thought I scored, thinking the hospital would appreciate my coming to their defense and saving them money. However, later in the inter sanctum of management my champion told me the bad news.

"Russ," Jim said, "the President personally made the decision to go with that vendor. Everyone at that meeting agreed or has a major investment in that decision, least of which is that none of us can afford to look like idiots having spent $6 million dollars on a solution that doesn't work.

"We have to live with that vendor and people for a long time. We didn't appreciate you having a confrontation with our vendor or you creating an adversarial relationship with them. Your comments have ended your relationship with the hospital."

Unknown to me, Jim (my champion) had gotten a call from the President and Department Director. My competitor had his champions as well. Jim was told that I was never to darken their doorstep again.

I never got to speak with Jim again and never was allowed back into the account. Less than two years later both my competitor and I were out. Even worse, they continue to bad mouth me and my company despite the good work and literally millions of dollars we saved them while our software was installed.

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For a few more ugly baby stories ....

Continue reading ""Ugly Baby" Contest Winner" »

The Buyer's Lament

Catinthehat Dr. Seuss published his first book, The Cat in the Hat, fifty years ago. It's since become a childhood classic. My mother loved Dr. Seuss's books from the moment she discovered them. I'm not sure if it was the simple rhyming schemes or the outlandish drawings that attracted her most.

I was raised on Horton Hears a Who, Yertle the Turtle and Green Eggs & Ham. When I was sick, my mother used to send my teacher notes that began: "Yesterday my darling Jill, was very, very, very ill." The rhymes went downhill from there.

It was embarrassing. Unfortunately, it was also genetic. I'm sorry to tell you that I've inherited that rhyming gene too. So today's feature sales article - or should I say poem - is a tribute to Dr. Seuss as well as my mother. Enjoy!

       The Buyer's Lament

Don't waste my time, please go away.
I will not talk with you today.
You call me up, you want to sell.
But all you do is tell, tell, tell.

I do not want to hear your spiel.
I will not play let's make a deal.
So listen up, take my advice.
Discover how you can entice.

If you aspire to earn my trust,
Research is an absolute must.
Know my goals, the issues I face.
Use this to build your business case.

What have you done for firms like mine?
How have you helped their bottom line?
Can you cut my costs or help me grow?
Now that's the info I want to know.

If you can help me solve my plight,
I'm wide open to fresh insight.
I need to find new perspectives
So I can reach my objectives.

Want me to remember your name?
Launch an account entry campaign.
Ten contacts is what it may take,
When there's so much business at stake.

Just think of this next time you phone
And you'll get past my no-entry zone,
Once you get your foot in the door,
I guarantee you'll sell lots more!

         ~ Jill Konrath, Sales Poet, 2007


Need help dealing with tough buyers? If so, you might want to check out the Getting Into Big Companies self-study program. One 60-minute segment focuses exclusively on how to create strong value propositions while another talks about creating enticing voicemail messages.