One of my favorite ezines is written by Dan Seidman. He collects sales horror stories and then does a post mortem on them. You can find a whole collection of them on his Sales Autopsy website. I thought you might get a kick out of one this morning.
FLAT SALES: Gary's Manager Pumps Up Sales
I'm a poor rep for Pitney Bowes. I'm poor because I'm new at selling and today it really shows. I can't afford a classy briefcase so I have one of those really cheap vinyl ones. I mean really cheap, too. The wood frame was, like, balsa wood - the stuff kite frames are constructed with.
It was one of those days when you have to travel with your sales manager. He either doesn't trust you or he's training you or he's in my car, hiding from his boss. So I'm poor and cheaply outfitted and nervous as well.