Dr. Seuss published his first book, The Cat in the Hat, fifty years ago. It's since become a childhood classic. My mother loved Dr. Seuss's books from the moment she discovered them. I'm not sure if it was the simple rhyming schemes or the outlandish drawings that attracted her most.
I was raised on Horton Hears a Who, Yertle the Turtle and Green Eggs & Ham. When I was sick, my mother used to send my teacher notes that began: "Yesterday my darling Jill, was very, very, very ill." The rhymes went downhill from there.
It was embarrassing. Unfortunately, it was also genetic. I'm sorry to tell you that I've inherited that rhyming gene too. So today's feature sales article - or should I say poem - is a tribute to Dr. Seuss as well as my mother. Enjoy!
The Buyer's Lament
Don't waste my time, please go away.
I will not talk with you today.
You call me up, you want to sell.
But all you do is tell, tell, tell.I do not want to hear your spiel.
I will not play let's make a deal.
So listen up, take my advice.
Discover how you can entice.If you aspire to earn my trust,
Research is an absolute must.
Know my goals, the issues I face.
Use this to build your business case.What have you done for firms like mine?
How have you helped their bottom line?
Can you cut my costs or help me grow?
Now that's the info I want to know.If you can help me solve my plight,
I'm wide open to fresh insight.
I need to find new perspectives
So I can reach my objectives.Want me to remember your name?
Launch an account entry campaign.
Ten contacts is what it may take,
When there's so much business at stake.Just think of this next time you phone
And you'll get past my no-entry zone,
Once you get your foot in the door,
I guarantee you'll sell lots more!~ Jill Konrath, Sales Poet, 2007
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Brilliant! Now, you need to add illustrations . . . :-)
Posted by: John Windsor | 03/24/2007 at 10:27 AM
The cat in the hat, or advice from Jill,
No question the latter will pay the bill,
Read her blog, her book, counsel for all,
I’m voting her poet Laureate in the fall.
Posted by: Clayton Shold | 03/24/2007 at 07:27 PM